Dear Mr. Red: Do you really get mail from people about the blog?
Doubting Debbie.
Dear Debbie Downer: Of course! Don’t you get daily mail inscribed with perfect cursive penmanship, properly addressed, stamped, and sent though the stellar US mail service? You don’t? Oh, you must be a loser. Or have no friends. But don’t worry! Just keep reading here and we’ll fix all that!
Dear Mr. Red: Is Emily a real person? If not, where did she come from?
Sleepless in Seacaucus.
Dear Sleepless: It depends on your definition of “real”. Not so real that Mrs. Red would take offense. Let’s just say that Emily sprang from my head fully-formed, much like Zeus and Athena.
Dear Mr. Red: With all your vast wealth of knowledge, which do you prefer, 9 mm or .45 ACP?
Wondering William
Oh, you dear sweet child! American Apple Pie or Euro-Pellet? Go reread the blog.
Dear Mr. Red: Ginger or Maryanne?
Another dear child! Much like The Paolo, Mr. Red is not required to choose.
Dear Emily: Is Mr. Red as awesome and good looking as I think?
Covetous Cougar
Dear CC: You have no idea! Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
KatNap Fever! 