KatsNotNapping

Me. *Heads to bathroom* 5 seconds later, Cat 1 pushes door open.

Cat 1: hey! where you go?

Me: Nowhere. I’m right here.

Cat 1: got food?

Me: No.

Cat 1: got scritches?

Me: Yup, c’mon over.

Cat 1: i bat you with tail.

Me: I love you too, Max.

Cat 2: hey! what going on? Got food?

Me: No. Scritches, Thor.

Cat 2: ok. i bat you with tail.

Cat 1: i sniff you butt, Thor.

Cat 2: no way, Zach.

Cats 1 and 2 depart rapidly.

Me. Flush. Go downstairs.

Cats 1 and 2: hey! where been? gots food?

Me: No. Scritches.

Cats 1 and 2: oh, bummer. later?

Me: Yes, later.

Cat 1: i sniff you butt, Thor!

Cat 2: no way, Zach! *races off*

Cat 3: boyz . . . i watch from on high.